"Putin is that drunk, shirtless ex-con neighbor who threatens to kill your dog because he claims it shit in his yard; then he actually tries to kill your dog and says it was the neighborhood kids. And you build a fence, even though you’d rather not. Then he kills your dog in your own yard. Then he says it’s his yard now, and offers you a lukewarm Busch Light if you’d like to hang out in his yard, but watch out for the dog shit."
Probably the best analogy of the Ukraine situation ever.